my job is so fucking unbelievable.... ill try to sum it up by first telling you about the dumbfucks I work with

 

first, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Ye shes sort of hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She so fucking dumb too

the next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.  she is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her private parts. i think she might be a lesbian

But the dumbest fucker of all has got to be the fucking stoner. this guy is ur stereotypical pothead . In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years... he dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge gr8 dane walk around half stoned from the secondhand smoke. sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

 

sort of a tldr but im pissed the fuck off

pls your blood pressure is getting high

old

If it is making you so mad, why not find a new job?

get out ya hungry gutted mungrles 

Edited December 13, 201411 yr by Hayden

I already read this somewhere

sounds like a summary from 1 movie, and u solve mysteries like in harry potter.