I cringed so fucking hard.

Step1: Go to a random girl on the street.

Step2: Tell her that your akku is empty and you have to call your friend with her mobilephone

Step3: Call yourself (the phone has to ring loud)

Step4: She will look like what the fuck

Step5: Give her the phone back, say thanks for the number, i will call you soon, blink with one eye and move on like james bond if something exploded.

Step6: Enjoy the best pick up line and how cool you were

Step7: Meet her ( for a drink ON the bar, not a table )

Step8: Have sex

Gratz, you are no virgin anymore *clap clap*

 

go to a hooker duhuh im so smart

If you have to ask here, I don't think any woman in the world will be easy for you.

 

Seriously though, tinder/bars/clubs/parties are basically your only options. Those are the only places you'll run into women who are there for the same purpose you are.

I don't know about you, but most people aren't particularly looking to get laid while buying groceries or going to work.

 

I don't know about you, but most people aren't particularly looking to get laid while buying groceries or going to work.

 

I am