I am amazing

[Fantabulous]

well, let me state it simplified. If you go outside, and walk with the dog, then the dog barks, right? well, that is the sign! the sign that you should run home, start up your computer, and call your mom, after that you hang up, don't tell her anything and go to the mall.

 

there you buy curry and bread, then you feed the dog the bread with curry, and let the dog have sex with your sister and if you don't have one, just any girl you know(can be your mom)

 

do you understand? it's really important! the safety of the human race is at stake here!

 

Now I totally get it! Clear water jumps on both sides doesnt it? But wait theres a problem, the dog wont bark and I dont even have a dog

[The Hero of Time]

Now I totally get it! Clear water jumps on both sides doesnt it? But wait theres a problem, the dog wont bark and I dont even have a dog

mhhh, well in that case you are not clarified for the national olympic schiepaf (greek word)

 

Sorry for the inconvenience, try again later! 

[Fantabulous]

mhhh, well in that case you are not clarified for the national olympic schiepaf (greek word)

 

Sorry for the inconvenience, try again later! 

 

It not work pls fix, says offline. but please tell the whale of the towers

[The Hero of Time]

It not work pls fix, says offline. but please tell the whale of the towers

no can do, if i do that, i will get fired. Also if i tell you the magic recipe, it's not a secret anymore   

[Dog_]

arigatow 

Edited June 12, 2014 by dog_

[bigboy]

Seems legit