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Seriously? Bacon, lettuce, and mayo? As if that isn't the worst FUCKING combo to ever exist.

First of all, bacon is delicious but you just ruin it with that fucking mayo. Like? 90% of the taste you're gonna get from that sandwich is FUCKING MAYO. The other 10% is bacon. Why would you even put lettuce in there? The lettuce is pointless. It's bland as hell and serves no sandwich purpose. "Oh it's for the texture." Shut the fuck up.

I can tell you right now that the texture of a BLM is like biting into a squirrel's rectum. Come back when you find half of your brain. Seriously though? A condiment and lettuce? Makes no fucking sense. You're fucking up the bacon.

Come back when your palate gets out of special ed @Muffins

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