daamurda Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 So i knew i had a drug test coming up and i wasn't going to pass it. So i bought this shit called Xstream its fake piss. I bought two and an at home kit, the at home kit it was the right temp and i passed the test. So i ace bandaged it to my leg and took it to the drug screening place. It passed for the temp. there and i asked if i get emailed the results and they said it goes right to ur employer. The test was to get the job and i didnt hear anything yet today, took the drug test yesterday. Think i passed or failed lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikan Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Sounds sketchy af. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 lmfao this is amazing hope you passed! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Ghost Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 (edited) DRUGS! BUSTED! Edited April 25, 2018 by Casper Ghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daamurda Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Chikan said: Sounds sketchy af. Yea my friend said it worked for him, but idk if he was just talkin out his ass, im hoping no news is good news cuz the employer should have the results by now. figured i woulda got a rejection email Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez11 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 drugtesting for a job lmao you live in china or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daamurda Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, ez11 said: drugtesting for a job lmao you live in china or what lol no 'merica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendo Switch Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 junkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tails96 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 it usually helps to use a condom filled with piss and then keep it under your balls. temp is good and the piss is real bby. just gl getting the legit piss. would like to know how you end up making it out though, with the fake kit and all. gl man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daamurda Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, bRipp3r said: it usually helps to use a condom filled with piss and then keep it under your balls. temp is good and the piss is real bby. just gl getting the legit piss. would like to know how you end up making it out though, with the fake kit and all. gl man yea i didnt know anyone with clean piss atm, anything i use i always ace bandage it to my leg with a hand warmer. Just always use a bigger bandage and wear sweat pants with the elastic bottom leg incase it falls out the ace bandage so it dont fall thru ur pants and u look like a dickhead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chikan Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, daamurda said: Yea my friend said it worked for him, but idk if he was just talkin out his ass, im hoping no news is good news cuz the employer should have the results by now. figured i woulda got a rejection email Just now, ez11 said: drugtesting for a job lmao you live in china or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvrsince Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 mmm warm pee uwu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez11 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, daamurda said: lol no 'merica xd thought it was china because what you described sounds like a communist police state monitoring its citizens 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDM Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, ez11 said: xd thought it was china because what you described sounds like a communist police state monitoring its citizens So america. Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aap Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 For wat kind of drugs? or just all kind of drugs? for the next time try this, we did it always in jail, never got caught so maybe it really works xD 12 hours before the test, mix 4l water with 200ml lemon juice. and keep drinking till you have nothing left. also try to drink some coffee in the meantime, to make your piss a bit darker, if you just piss water, they let you piss again in a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
